Rant of the Day

So tomorrow is the anticipated first game of the season between the Redskins and Cowboys… Most who know me are aware of the undying love I have for my Redskins, so I will be intently watching the game at 4:15pm tomorrow on Fox with commentary by Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Now, those who watch the NFL on Fox know how annoying Joe Buck is… not to mention the creepy homo erotic looks he gives Aikman through the course of the game. If the Skins decide not to show up tomorrow, there is a good chance that Joe Buck will force me to arrange a date for my remote and my T.V, because I am certain one will be inside of the other if they don’t. I can usually put up with John Madden on Sunday night games because he at least makes me laugh… but Joe Buck, not so much. He literally TELLS you what every player and coach is/was/will think at any given point during the game. Fox should have just hired Ms. Cleo if they wanted a psychic commentating the game… because honestly Joe Buck, how do you know what everyone is thinking??? Id really like to know what your secret is… I mean you’re so busy undressing Aikman with your eyes to even be watching whats happening on the field, so I guess you HAVE to make stuff up so we will think you’ve been paying attention. Anyway, I’m hoping the Redskins play half-way decent so I drone out Joe Buck’s voice with my gleeful squeals of joy… Thats right, I let out the occasional gleeful squeal, don’t hate

~ by gman0788 on Saturday, November 17, 2007.